at blow LTD we solemnly swear never to…
Keep you waiting because
your stylist is too busy
planning her night out
(but we do guarantee fast & fabulous blows, make-up and nails that start bang-on time).
Make you listen to a Barry
Manilow remix while you
hang on the phone
(but our super-fast app makes it easy to book a beauty bar or home visit in seconds).
Give you a perfect blow
then push you into
style-annihilating rain, sleet
or howling gales
(but we can send a stylist, make-up artist or nail tech directly to your nice, warm home).
Tell you the junior stylist
isn’t available, but the senior
stylist is for a wallet-sapping
(but we do run a democracy where all our stylists are expertly-trained and available for the same blissfully affordable price).
Talk you into a crazy
hairstyle just because it’s
like, big in Dalston
(but we do offer a menu of eight on-trend, yet fabulously flattering blow styles customised to you).
Leave you looking like a
drag act when all you asked
for was “a party look”
(but our make-up artists will leave you with a radiant, dewy face using the best premium products).
Give you strip club nails
before your AGM
(but you will be left with Nails of Class with on-trend shades of polish, gel and state-of-the art fast-dry products).
Add a few extra naughts
to the bill just because
the “w” word
(we love weddings, hen nights and every kind of party and we won’t fleece you for the privilege).
Breathe menacingly into
your ear with hardcore
(but we will give you great deals on 1000+ beauty products we use and love in our services).
Ask you about
or worse, tell you
(because we know sometimes you just want to relax, close your eyes and think nice thoughts about Ryan Gosling).