10 Commandments

at blow LTD we solemnly swear never to…

blowltd the 10 commandments

Keep you waiting because your stylist is too busy planning her night out
(but we do guarantee fast & fabulous blows, make-up and nails that start bang-on time).

blowltd the 10 commandments

Make you listen to a Barry Manilow remix while you hang on the phone
(but our super-fast app makes it easy to book a beauty bar or home visit in seconds).

blowltd the 10 commandments

Give you a perfect blow then push you into style-annihilating rain, sleet or howling gales
(but we can send a stylist, make-up artist or nail tech directly to your nice, warm home).

blowltd the 10 commandments

Tell you the junior stylist isn’t available, but the senior stylist is for a wallet-sapping sixty quid
(but we do run a democracy where all our stylists are expertly-trained and available for the same blissfully affordable price).

blowltd the 10 commandments

Talk you into a crazy hairstyle just because it’s like, big in Dalston
(but we do offer a menu of eight on-trend, yet fabulously flattering blow styles customised to you).

blowltd the 10 commandments

Leave you looking like a drag act when all you asked for was “a party look”
(but our make-up artists will leave you with a radiant, dewy face using the best premium products).

blowltd the 10 commandments

Give you strip club nails before your AGM
(but you will be left with Nails of Class with on-trend shades of polish, gel and state-of-the art fast-dry products).

blowltd the 10 commandments

Add a few extra naughts to the bill just because you’ve mentioned the “w” word
(we love weddings, hen nights and every kind of party and we won’t fleece you for the privilege).

blowltd the 10 commandments

Breathe menacingly into your ear with hardcore product pushing
(but we will give you great deals on 1000+ beauty products we use and love in our services).

blowltd the 10 commandments

Ask you about your holiday… or worse, tell you about ours
(because we know sometimes you just want to relax, close your eyes and think nice thoughts about Ryan Gosling).

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